This is the worst idea you’ve come up with since Odwallapalooza.
Quote of the Day #27
Gus: “I have something big to tell you.”
Shawn: “You know you can say anything to me, Gus. We’ve known each other forever and there is absolutely nothing that could dent our impenetrable bond.”
Gus: “I have a secret girlfriend.”
Shawn: “You are dead to me.”
Shawn Spencer and Burton Guster,Psych
Gus: Shawn, you've never read the Bible have you?
Shawn: Genesis. Exorcist. Leviathan. Doooo the right thing...
- Gus: You named your fake detective agency “Psych”? As in “gotcha”? Why didn’t you just call it “Hey, we’re fooling you and the police department; hope we don’t make a mistake and somebody dies because of it.
- Shawn: First of all, Gus, that name is entirely too long; it would never fit on the window. And secondly, the best way you convince people you’re not lying to them is to tell them you are!
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Burton Gus Guster and Shawn Spencer,Psych
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- Gus: “See, the problem is that butyraceous is clearly a round one word.”
- Shawn: “Oh, God! Stop talking. I’d like to pretend we still have things in common, Gus.”
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Burton “Gus” Guster and Shawn Spencer, Psych
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Lassiter: Spencer, I appreciate you just play with your life.
Shawn: Oh, come on, Lassie. If Derek hadn’t caved, I would have just deactivated it (the bomb) myself. It’s very easy, you just clip the red wire and the green wire at the same time.
Juliet: Uh, Shawn, there’s no green wire.
Shawn: Really? In that case we would all have died.
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Culturally neutral salutations!
“Santa Barbara: Stop for a pee, stay for a lifetime.” –Shawn, suggesting a new city motto
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“What version of the Bible are you reading?” –Gus
“The new Rick James version.” –Shawn
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“Finally, someone who speaks to the issues I care about!” –Woody, after Shawn’s mayoral interview
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“I can’t believe I’m going to have to assassinate a public figure.” –Lassie, talking about when Shawn is mayor
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“I don’t say things to be humorous.” –Lassie
My favourite quotes from this week’s episode of Psych!
“This just in, I am not bulimic. Yesterday I ate a doughnut. Out of the garbage.” -Woody
“Today was Bring Your White Best Friend To Work Day. Did you get the memo?” -Gus
“What did I tell you? You go around smelling like a vacation, it’s…
Make a radical change in your lifestyle and begin to boldly do things which you may previously never have thought of doing, or been too hesitant to attempt. So many people live within unhappy circumstances and yet will not take the initiative to change their situation because they are conditioned to a life of security, conformity, and conservation, all of which may appear to give one peace of mind, but in reality nothing is more damaging to the adventurous spirit within a man than a secure future. The very basic core of a man’s living spirit is his passion for adventure. The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun. If you want to get more out of life, you must lose your inclination for monotonous security and adopt a helter-skelter style of life that will at first appear to you to be crazy. But once you become accustomed to such a life you will see its full meaning and its incredible beauty
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Into The Wild (via cosmofilius)
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